February 2012
1 post
Story #3. Dedicated to someone who wanted this...
So, a certain someone who shall not be named (Dean) wanted me to write another silly story, with grammatical errors, chat-speak and fairies but no kawaii-desu-kaa because he is a meaniefais who once had a beard. If you don’t know me (99% chance you don’t) I must warn you my stories make A LOT OF SENSE. I am God.
Once upon a time, in a far far far far farfarfapfapfarfapfap - ahem -...
January 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
Sir Cool Banana
Once upon a time, there was a banana. It was a good-smelling and tasty fruit that always wore a yellow jacket, cool black sunglasses, a mustache and a monocle on top of the sunglasses. As you can understand from the extremely well-detailed description, it was a COOL BANANA. Cooler than the sun, lava, peanutbutterjellysammich, nuclear toes and THE INTERNET. Dass rite!...
September 2011
8 posts
12 tags
The best story you will ever read.
The best story you will ever read in your entire life, brought to you by THE WALRUS and a drawing of a Justin Bieber fan drawn by yours truly. If you like Justin Bieber, answer my question: don’t you look EXACTLY like this green-mustache-weird-eyed-thing? Yes, yes you do. I knew it. I should have my own TV show.
There’s a few things you should remember: 1. Don’t question my...
