Story #3. Dedicated to someone who wanted this...
So, a certain someone who shall not be named (Dean) wanted me to write another silly story, with grammatical errors, chat-speak and fairies but no kawaii-desu-kaa because he is a meaniefais who once had a beard. If you don’t know me (99% chance you don’t) I must warn you my stories make A LOT OF SENSE. I am God. Once upon a time, in a far far far far farfarfapfapfarfapfap - ahem -...
Sir Cool Banana
Once upon a time, there was a banana. It was a good-smelling and tasty fruit that always wore a yellow jacket, cool black sunglasses, a mustache and a monocle on top of the sunglasses. As you can understand from the extremely well-detailed description, it was a COOL BANANA. Cooler than the sun, lava, peanutbutterjellysammich, nuclear toes and THE INTERNET. Dass rite!...
The best story you will ever read.
The best story you will ever read in your entire life, brought to you by THE WALRUS and a drawing of a Justin Bieber fan drawn by yours truly. If you like Justin Bieber, answer my question: don’t you look EXACTLY like this green-mustache-weird-eyed-thing? Yes, yes you do. I knew it. I should have my own TV show. There’s a few things you should remember: 1. Don’t question my...